One of the strangest was a girl I went to school with wanted to do an astrology chart for me. She wanted to charge me $20. I would not have had $2, and don’t believe in astrology. She said she’d do a free ‘sample’. She started asking me all kinds of questions about my life, and when I was born, where, what time, etc. She drew some symbols and started to shake her head. I admit, not believing in astrology I started out giving her really silly answers on things besides my birth date and place of birth. I started to get more serious.
She said "You could not have possibly been born on that date and in that place" I said I was, she did some more symbols and said, no I Could not have been born where and when I said because my personality did not fit my birth sign (I could have told her that). I asked her if her chart thingy said where and when I was born. She said "Oh, for that, you’d have to pay me." So I did not ‘find out’ when she thought I was born.,
I asked my Mom and she said, "Yes, that is when and where you were born. I know I was there".
I told that story before and somebody thought I was going to end it with finding out I was adopted or something, no, I was not.
i was knocked down 2 years ago
by a small Cessna airplane at cumbernauld aerodrome
in Scotland…hows that for Strange by the way im a lying git
HoHoHo merry new year and all that sort of stuff………..
December 31st, 2009 on 6:42 am
One of the strangest was a girl I went to school with wanted to do an astrology chart for me. She wanted to charge me $20. I would not have had $2, and don’t believe in astrology. She said she’d do a free ‘sample’. She started asking me all kinds of questions about my life, and when I was born, where, what time, etc. She drew some symbols and started to shake her head. I admit, not believing in astrology I started out giving her really silly answers on things besides my birth date and place of birth. I started to get more serious.
She said "You could not have possibly been born on that date and in that place" I said I was, she did some more symbols and said, no I Could not have been born where and when I said because my personality did not fit my birth sign (I could have told her that). I asked her if her chart thingy said where and when I was born. She said "Oh, for that, you’d have to pay me." So I did not ‘find out’ when she thought I was born.,
I asked my Mom and she said, "Yes, that is when and where you were born. I know I was there".
I told that story before and somebody thought I was going to end it with finding out I was adopted or something, no, I was not.
December 31st, 2009 on 6:42 am
I once was cursed for eternity by an old gypsy woman as I fled her home country on a stolen horse. That kinda sucked.
December 31st, 2009 on 6:42 am
one time a walrus kicked me in the balls
December 31st, 2009 on 6:42 am
well I was gonna say mine, but I guess it doesnt compare to a curse and a stolen horse.
December 31st, 2009 on 6:42 am
Once, I farted during class. It was a small classroom btw, like 15 ppl and everyone pretended they did not hear it.
Also, i queef when i take it up the arse
December 31st, 2009 on 6:42 am
I won a million $ on Who wants to be a millionaire.
December 31st, 2009 on 6:42 am
some black guy that looked just like laurence fishburne asked me to take the red pill or the blue pill…I walked away fast.
December 31st, 2009 on 6:42 am
I met ghosts or spirits in a room that was once a "dying" room for children with cancer.
December 31st, 2009 on 6:42 am
i was knocked down 2 years ago
by a small Cessna airplane at cumbernauld aerodrome
in Scotland…hows that for Strange by the way im a lying git
HoHoHo merry new year and all that sort of stuff………..
December 31st, 2009 on 6:42 am
woke up and Obama was president